- I did not gain weight after I dumped you. In fact, I lost a lot weight since then. So stop calling me a fat bitch.
- You can’t call me a fat bitch and say that you’ve seen me around being fat because that would be impossible. I moved… dumbass.
- I do not go around telling your friends I want you back, nor should you have any reason going around telling your friends I’ve been begging for you to come back.
- I do not get jealous of other girls in your lives. I actually think you need to get laid big time. And as a matter of fact, I’ve been in the most loving relationship with the best man I could have ever met for the past year. Your girls are x1000 better than I am? Well my man is x100000 better than you ever will be.
- Remember when you told me to go die in a plane crash? Remember when we broke up and YOU were the one begging me back and following me around? Remember when you were at my doorstep and would not leave me the fuck alone and threatened to call the cops after you were banging on my door obnoxiously for an hour? Remember when I asked you to stop talking to me? And then remember how I never spoke to you ever again after that happened? That’s the real story. Not the other way around. Get your stories straight.
- I’ve grown some backbone since I’ve left you. I’ve learned to respect every human being on this planet and to empathize. You don’t even know half the shit I’ve been through the last few years.
- I’m not a spoiled little bitch, anymore. I’ve moved out of my parents, living on my own making only enough to pay rent and the bills. I don’t live the glamourous or luxury life, anymore. What are you doing? Parents paying for your schooling? Going out with friends getting hammered on weekends? Saying the same shit over and over about me since we broke up?
- Just an FYI: I’m not stupid. I simply got low grades and dropped out of college because I had no motivation and no desire since I realized conforming to society was not my cup of tea. I’d rather do my own thing. (Because really, why would I choose to waste so much money and time while going through hell just to make enough money to live the “normal” life when I have so many opportunities making it as a musician, doing what I love; feeling like my life is actually worth something?)
- I have absolutely no regrets. Sure, the time we had together back then was fun. But I am so much happier with my life right now without you in it.

If you’re gonna say bad things about me to other people, at least make sure they’re true.

This is one of the many reasons why I dumped you. I’ve never said a single bad thing about you to anyone even though many others do, and it’s not like I stand there laughing and agreeing with them. I wouldn’t even think about dating someone who says ANY kind of shit about anyone let alone me.

Grow the fuck up. Seriously. I’m tired of your bullshit.


And if you STILL say shit about me again, I’ve still got the cards you wrote me begging me back. You want me to show them to your friends? Your choice…

P.S. You didn’t raise shit with me. I renamed my rabbit and my boyfriend takes better care of him than you ever could or would have.